Also from Tales of the Illiterate: I went to the city last week, and I saw a billboard in one of the stations, poorly vandalized. I didn't have a camera, so I couldn't take a picture of it, but the vandal(s) wrote, "OGMZ THE FRENCH ROXXORZZ!!!!1" or something to that effect. I am not kidding. The one was there, too.
After witnessing that horror, my friend, who was with me, subsequently asked me what an "ogmz" is supposed to be.
That is all for tonight. Sleep well, my fellow illiterate haters.